The Colbert Report

Today The Colbert Report requested a Hottie For Ron Paul Calender ! Stephen , are you reading this ? Planetoba Girl is ready to meet your alter super hero . The telecommuter has been transmitting the pattern out through the galaxy from Planetoba to your sector . I had fallen helplessly into an amnesiatic state ( I make up my own language and words.  A cross between earthling & telepathy. Somewhere along the way,  I make up better sounding words. ) Together we must join our super forces to form a huge teleportation terminal so we can go to the aliens without them waiting to land here. If we can't complete that feat, can we at least give some dignified cred to Ron Paul ! ? Who wouldn't be hot for a Liberty Lover ! ? LONG LIVE THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS ! Let's fight the freedom fight ! With All Our Might ! Before the night closes the curtain.